World Cup drinking game

Sorry haven't been bloggin for a while to much business of drinking!

Here's a lovely little one for those that are enjoying The World Cup

The Lash’s World Cup Drinking Game
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Brief description: Use the rules below to make a drinking game out of any World Cup game this summer!

Number of players: As many as you like.

Situation: Watching any game at The 2010 South African World Cup Finals.

Drinks needed: Any, but plenty of them! It’s best to get a few pints in so you don’t have to leave to order more. Trust me you’ll get through it all playing this game!

Difficulty: Easy

Intoxication level: High/Extreme

Shelf life: A whole tournament of lash

Playing
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Pick any player in any position on either team.

This is now your player for the game unless a red card, substitution or injury intervenes (in which case you simply pick another player)

You can have the same player as someone else playing the drinking game, it doesn’t matter.

General Rules
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First 45 minutes you must drink with your left hand/second 45 minute right hand drinking.

Everyone drinks if the camera goes to some famous person in the crowd (whether or whether not you know them) or focuses on the manager or team staff

If your player makes a foul or transgression drink half your drink.

If your player scores and is:
A goal keeper you order a 4 pint pitcher (of lager/cider) and finish it in one.
A Defender you finish all your drink.
A Midfielder/Striker half your drink.

Drink if your player takes a throw in/corner/free kick/penalty.

If your player is subbed/injured and has to leave the field of play finish your drink and pick another player.

Red card: finish your drink and pick another player.

Yellow carded finish half your drink.

When your player is on the ball you need to be downing your drink until they relinquish possession.

Everyone takes a drink every time the ref blows his whistle.

Half your drink if your player protest to the refereeing team (refere/linesman/3rd official).

Drink if you player berates another team member.

Drink if you player is involved in a goal celebration (i.e jumping on another player/congratulating/hugging etc.)

Rule on players positions
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1. Goal keepers

Drink when they make a save.

Drink when they have a goal kick.

Start downing your drink when they have the ball in their hands and only stop when they release the ball.

Drink if they punch the ball.

2. Defenders

Have a drink when they knock the ball out of play

Make a tackle.

Head the ball away from goal.

Hoof the ball up field.

3. Midfielders

Drink if they complete a pass to a team mate.

Drink half your drink if they give away possession via being tackled, making an incomplete pass or sending the ball out of play.

4. Strikers

Drink when they have an attempt on goal (even if it isn’t actually on target).

Half your drink if they dive or simulate.

Half your drink if they are caught offside.